Originally by: Kalissa Dauntless

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Dear Goonies,

Your tears are so sweet as is your testiculating (waving your arms around and talking b0llcks - no change there btw) in light of the recent "crime against humanity" which you are now bombarding the forums protesting about.

I love the way you've always emphasised "we don't take it seriously, it's all in good fun" but yet nothing could be further from the truth. Just in the past few weeks (and to my knowledge) when kicking all the corps from BoB alliance you made sure your people "petitioned to reinforce that it was genuine". Well done, and thank you for wasting so much GM time. Also well done for not taking it seriously.

In addition to this gargantuan waste of CCP time you also archived their (BoB) forums. Nothing serious about that, all for fun of course.

You goonies provide many people with countless hours of entertainment (at your own expense I might add). Happily dishing it out, but yet going ape **** when something doesn't go your way and throwing a tantrum like a small child. Your alliance and corporation block voting/petitioning is testament to this and is truly laughable.

I do so enjoy when it blows up in your face, because you provide more tears than the "pubbies" you like to scam - as do your pets. Yes, you have pets too, although you handle them slightly more diplomatically and they're probably too ignorant to realise or hoping to ride your coat tails. I won't name your pets, we all know who they are - if not, your goonfleet standings register can clearly display them.

Props to your directors, leaders for keeping your goons (puppets/gofas/meat shields/nuckle heads) in the dark and under the illusion they are doing something "great" for so long. I don't know how many recruits you've found from inside EVE that have registered on SA because they want to be part of it, but keep feeding them the scraps from the table as the fat cats get richer and the plebs mindlessly do your bidding for you.

As for the alliances "friendly" to you, well, they are no better than your mindless nuckleheads. Again hoping to ride your coat tails or drawn to a snowball rolling down a hill. While it does gather mass and speed eventually it comes to an oblittering end and shatters - as will you, your pets, and your so-called allies. Your allies are simply there for your convenience, your use and again being fed from table scraps.

Whilst your tactics in trashing your major enemy leave a lot to be desired, you did it and that's won you some votes and more flocking to the goon camp. But without your allies you could never have done it, and yet they ceade massive tracts of space to you - and for why? No good reason really.

You'll use them and then throw them away when they are no longer of use, as you do with everything. Expendible and all ;-)

Since your dramatic dismemberment of BoB, how is your security by the way? A little tightening here and there no doubt, which is a shame because people become bitter when they lose their "priviledges" don't they?

So thank you for all your hours of countless entertainment for many people, at your own expense at the expense of your pets. Sorry, did I say pets, I meant allies. Please continue to smack, taunt, scream, belittle when you're winning and whine, rage, emo, petition and post your fail propaganda when you're not. Also thanks for really hammering the forums tonight with your members and pets - it's made a wonderful browsing experience for us all (just like dialup all over again).

Enjoy your time while you can, and keep those pets and nuckle heads petitioning on director orders mkay ;-)

PS. Would a name change make you feel better, personally, about yourselves?

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